Character name: Clint Barton GIFTS: He heard your feedback about last year's gifts. (Apparently people don't like batteries, cassette tapes, old phone chargers or e-cigarettes.) Please assume that each was customized to the recipient, even though I was unable to locate appropriate images for some. Also assume that they got much lazier as he got further down the list and he started to run out of material.
Some of you may also receive real gifts. Like finding out that the guy who keeps harassing you on Twitter has been arrested in connection with exotic animal trafficking. Or that while your asshole neighbor was on vacation, someone posted his apartment on AirBNB, where it was rented out as a filming location for a pornographic movie called, The Magnificent Kevin.