Can we agree to make it a thing where we acknowledge that when you're reading 50 Shades of Grey in my coffee shop, I know you're reading smut. You know you're reading smut. It's smut, okay, and not even good smut. So let's do everyone a favor in this transaction and don't ask me if I've read it and mention, after my firm "No", say that it 'transformed your life'.
1)I didn't need to know that about you. You are a stranger. 2)Seriously, I looked over a few pages, it ISN'T EVEN GOOD SMUT! 3)Really, I can't emphasize how little I needed to know that.
Where's a good Harry Potter wizard with Obliviate when you need them??
Filtered to Lilly
Hey roomie, I don't suppose you're free for a talk tonight?
Filtered to Sam--TW: mentions of assault in comments
Hey, tree, how's kicks?
So...watched a bit more of my show. Still don't know what I think. I might want to talk to you about it, if you don't mind.
Filtered to Jo
How's meeting new people going? When am I your wing woman, hmm?
Filtered to Pepper Potts
I was wondering...are there any support groups or mental health facilities for refugees?