james s. potter is at the top of his game. (savebroom) wrote in thedoorway, @ 2013-02-04 08:51:00 |
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ASS— So, you probably would like to see an email that is not a thirteen-inch essay (worthy of an O, I must say) on the topic of American football, real football and how Quidditch trumps both. Anyway, pretty sure I covered all there was to say about that in my last email so I digress. (OMM, I just used the word digress what the hell, these classy tossers on this network are rubbing off on me something fierce). I'm on a lunch call, meeting with a woman in her eighties wanting to by a fast car. No, seriously, that's exactly the search criteria she gave me. And she asked to meet specifically with so I guess a) she's been in before and b) even she can't resist my pretty face. I have a few options I dug out for her so I'm sure she's going to walk away from Ovest Pizzoteca a completely happy and satisfied customer. It got me thinking, though. Here I am in my mid-twenties, not doing even close to what I'm good at back home and I don't even have my baby, Elle, here. Do you know how utterly depressing it is to have the most beautiful concoction of metal, engine and power in your possession and then just not have it one day when the damn Tesseract takes you away from her? It's so sad, Ass. So sad. But, really, I've been chilling over here lamenting over my dilemma and feeling sorry for myself when there was a clear answer to my troubles the whole time. I need to buy a new bike. And you, dear Ass, are going to help me do just that. I don't know how you feel about Cupid puking up rainbows and glitter and pink hearts, but, as much as I am totally okay with spreading love to the broken hearts on Sorry You Got Dumped So Your Boyfriend Wouldn't Have to Buy You Flowers Before Valentine's Day, I'd rather spend this one meeting the new love of my life right here. Ten days from now, I am going to put a down payment on this baby and you, Ass, are coming with me. Unless you have other plans, in which case, I totally won't cockblock you, bro You up for the RIDE OF A LIFETIME, Ass Pinnet? —J P.S. American football sucks bollocks. Sorry, sorry. Just had to get that in there one more time. |