So when I first got here, years ago now, (August 21st, 2013) - I bought myself a riding crop for obvious reasons, given my well-documented love for Equestri...ism, or whatever. Anyway, I bought it from this website and ended up on their mailing list and I cannot, for the life of me get off it.
Which wouldn't be a problem, except emails from... HorseLoverZ.... Well. They don't look like they're about riding. Or at least not riding in a saddle.