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May "Mayday" Parker (spiderette) wrote in thedoorway,
@ 2015-09-19 02:26:00

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ben reilly / spider-man (616)

Soooo....this is new?

Spider-Clan:
And I don't really like it.

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	Spider-Clan theotherparker 2015-09-19 05:28 pm UTC (link)
	Please tell me this doesn't mean what I think it means. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Spider-Clan spiderette 2015-09-19 07:36 pm UTC (link)
	If what you think it means is that I'm in the weirdo tower and there's stuff everywhere? Well, I can't tell you that. Also. I miss Darkdevil. And April. Though April would enjoy this way too much. I'm guessing I'm flying solo in here? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Spider-Clan theotherparker 2015-09-19 07:46 pm UTC (link)
	~~Shit~~ ~~I can't~~ ~~If anything happens to you~~ Me too. Me too, so much. Yeah, I'm stuck outside. Checked about every possible way in too and no dice. Johnny's in there though. If you can find him, you at least have someone to cover your back and he's as good as Spider-Clan. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Spider-Clan spiderette 2015-09-19 08:58 pm UTC (link)
	I'll track him down. It shouldn't be too hard, just look for the guy on fire right? Don't worry. Keeping people safe. Keeping the mask on good and tight. These things are gross though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Spider-Clan theotherparker 2015-09-19 09:05 pm UTC (link)
	Guy on fire. Swearing up a storm. Trying to blame this on Spider-Man. He'll be easy to find. Just make sure you include yourself in the keeping people safe, alright? Any better details on that gross-ness? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Spider-Clan

spiderette
2015-09-20 06:46 pm UTC (link)

So what you're saying here, basically, is that I should pack the swear jar? Got it. I won't make him pay up every time, but I'll just keep a tally and shake it at him in between kicking butt. Or. Carapace? Whatever these things have. If he tries to blame me though, I'm hitting him with a snowball when all this is over.

~~I'll try. No promises. You know how it is~~Will do Uncle Ben.

Uh. It's bad. Think, like, did you ever read Michal Chirton's Sphere? You know how that guy afraid of the squid almost killed everyone in the underwater station? Yeah. This is like that, only, kind of think that, instead of Jules Verne? The guy's a big fan of Clive Barker, Bram Stoker, probably ate something seriously unhealthy right before bed.

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Spider-Clan

theotherparker
2015-09-20 10:35 pm UTC (link)

How sturdy is that swear jar? Because after one round of fill up, you could use that easy in some butt kicking. The power of language tidiness!

If you run into a pinch and can get to my room, there's spare cartridges in the top drawer of the dresser. Normal webbing on the right, impact webbing and stingers on the left. And, ok, if Barker and Stoker are involved, there's a stash in the back that's webbing with holy water incorporated into it. Don't know if it'll affect these things, but it's worth a shot, right?

And in the even worse of a pinch, there're- spare web-shooters... 2 with palm trigger, will need fit adjustments, in the left most and right most box in the closet, and 1 that'll fit perfect that you're used to in the second box from the right.

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Spider-Clan

spiderette
2015-09-20 11:56 pm UTC (link)

I like the way you think. I'm going to make him pay in nickels for extra weight and start using this thing like the blunt end a kusarigama. Let it never be said we Spiders are not resourceful.

Got it. Top drawer. Webbing. Going to grab the whole bunch. Even if the holy water doesn't work, I'm going through this stuff way faster than I~~'m comfortable with~~ would like to be. These things are tenacious and it seems like every time you put one down, it just gets right back up in like ten minutes. That or there's a big infestation problem here. Hard to say. I'd say call an exterminator but, you know, don't really want to try and explain to him that I'm not part of the talking nightmare brigade.

Going to your room now. And Uncle Ben?

Love you.

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Spider-Clan

theotherparker
2015-09-30 01:24 am UTC (link)

I have no idea what a kusarigama is, but that sounds awesome. And if you get really punchy, there's always pennies.

Oh those exterminators. Blight of the spiders. What have we ever done to them? I'll be sure to draw up a diagram if we can get them in. This is a good spider. This is a bad spider. Easy? Easy. And don't worry about going through it. I can make a bunch more later easy to stock us both up.

Love you too, niecey. Kick all that nightmare butt, ok? I know you're awesome at it.

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