As some of you may no doubt be aware, I am the augur of Camp Jupiter, meaning that, to put it simply, I have the gift of prophecy. Because I find myself with more free time than I would like, I am offering my skills to those who wish to invest in the stock market.
I am willing to show you my own stock portfolio if you dare to question the legitimacy of my ability.
Please contact me if you are interested; my fee is reasonable.