Mayday | Johnny:
Too late. You agreed. And I do. I don't know if it happened to you in your world but, we met. Once. Well. A bunch of times, but like once when used to pal around with my Dad. J.J. Jameson had spider-robots? I used to pal around with Franklin and the Fantastic Five a lot too. I used to try and get my Dad to tell stories, which he never would. But you were always the defacto-Uncle Johnny.
But I assume you're in the know about Spidery things. I just didn't want to answer publicly. If the family thing is a little heavy too, just say so. It's cool. I know alternate universes and realities can get a little heavy.