Speech-to-text
If I may? I'm a lawyer. Reading people is my job. It's an instinct I've had to work on a lot over the years but, apparently, I've gotten pretty good at it.
Besides, it's not terribly difficult to get to know someone. Especially if they like cheeseburgers. You can tell me about this other me, since you seem to know at least something and, as an added bonus since I don't owe you money. I'll even treat. I'll need a few days to get this recent mess sorted, so you have some time to think about it.
For the record? People who doubt how good they actually are, are generally the ones that work the hardest to do good.