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I don't know. I think that falling for a guy, who happens to be an alien (it's the easiest word) but like, sexy with words and sexier with a ship, who is curious about things like "Hot Make Out"? It sounds great right? Then you discover there's basically a trans-reality support group for his ex-girlfriends, one of which is like some weird psycho-socio-literally-black-hole-for-a-face girl who he tells you he still has feelings for -- while you're basically fighting an Earth running monster that no grown ups an see?
I'd say that gives 'married a guy who likes your cousin' a run for its money.
Seriously. If a guy named Noh-Varr ever shows up? It's like, red folder, ice cream, super emergency time. Like we're just going to hide and watch movies until the tesseract takes him home.