dean winchester (screwdestiny) wrote in thedoorway, @ 2015-05-31 19:25:00 |
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» Rearranged every book in the house by subject matter. It's not the Dewey Decimal System. I have no idea what it is. I asked and still don't know how he did it, but he seems happy about it.
» Moved everything in Hannah's room into the living room, then into the kitchen, then back into Hannah's room. He refuses to throw anything out. (That's not weird, it's just kind of inconvenient and sad.)
» Discovered Jeopardy. Is convinced it's a teaching tool for human culture and watches it every day. Has become so insanely competitive that I don't watch it with him anymore.
» Watched porn. Tried to have a philosophical discussion about the storyline. This conversation did not end in sex.
» When I couldn't explain things in a way that made him happy, he went to ask the rabbit his opinion. As far as I know, Princess had nothing productive to say either.
» Found a bookstore nearby with a 50cent bin and brings home books from it at least every other day, to be organized with the aforementioned weirdo classification. Pretty sure I now own at least one book about a serial killing babysitter.
Hey. You want to get out of here for a while?