So. Just in case you were wondering, the whole 'someone didn't buy me a puppy so now I'm going to oppress the world' schtick? That went the way of the trapper keeper and the dodo like, way before going that way was cool and is buried so deep not even an battalion of zombie hipsters could bring it back from the dead.
If you make campaign flyers though, make sure they have cool designs on the back, K? I need new wallpaper.