Kurt Hummel | Chloe Sullivan
I see your alien and raise you an ex-bully who used to be in love with me. As in, Blaine and I literally met because Karof Dave was closeted and decided to express that by throwing me into lockers and threatening me until he finally snapped and came onto me instead. He wouldn't stop hazing me and the school admin wouldn't do anything about it, so I transferred to Blaine's private school, and then years later Dave just shows up after moving away, stalks me with gifts and flowers, tricks me into meeting him for dinner and tries to ask me out while I'm dating Blaine. Then I come home from New York, and he's blossomed into a bear who's dated half of Lima and has his hairy mitts all over my ex. It's just weird. Just... weird.
I wonder if I'd have taken a bomb over that puppet thing. I see that in my sleep. Where do you even get a borderline-self-aware Jigsaw-style puppet in a tiny tracksuit on a trike? Where do you find that?