Bonnie | Elena | Caroline
There is a great deal of weird here. But we've gotten used to pretty weird in Mystic Falls already. And this kind of weird involves less death/dying. It's a thing again. And I don't know Elena, he's a lot younger than your last two boyfriends, mm? He was at least a century younger than Stefan or Damon. But it is kind of funny, especially since he now shares a face with Bilbo Baggins.
I looked on the network for the first cute boy I saw one day, and Hank had posted. It's come a long way since then. Including how much I did not remember X-Men, so blue and furry came as a shock.
He's really really strong, and I don't have to worry about using too much of my strength. And it's great for cuddling afterward.