Notes from Christmas: When you live in a haunted house, coal's not the surprise you need to worry about in stockings.
Although that said, really I'm not sure why coal would be the worst thing. Sure it's not the cleanest energy, but it burns, and you can always compress it into lab diamonds.
[Filtered to Tony Stark (616), Dorian Gray, Herc Hansen]
What are you thinking for Wednesday night?
There's the Stark Industries affair, but I don't know if I'm happy with my dress.