It's really strange just how intense Christmas is here. It was never like this on Luna or Gateway Station. You've got a tracker for Santa Claus, just to keep up appearances for the kids. I think the closest we came to anything like it was on the Nostromo. We had this little tree that died before we ever even came out of hypersleep to decorate the damn thing before we started mining. Pre-packaged, processed turkey should never have become a thing.