buffy summers (thebuffster) wrote in thedoorway, @ 2014-12-19 17:12:00 |
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So the plot thickens. Remember the $1.2 million dollar guy? Yeah, he contacted me today for our date. Turns out that he and his wife were (are?) huge Buffy fans. No kidding, Buffy, you say, waiting for her to get to the point.FILTERED TO BEN REILLY:
They want me to take them out on patrol, and they want to slay a vampire.
$1.2 million, and I don't even get dinner out of it.
Weird question to ask. I'm pretty confident in my abilities and all, but civilians? In the workplace? Usually get ahead of themselves and decide to jump right into danger.FILTERED TO GILES:
Think you can watch my back tonight in things get out of hand?
Hey, I got a bunch of tax forms for Widdershins in my name, since you know, you're twelve. Legalities, schegalities. Come over before I head out and get these? I've got a bottle of your favorite whisky to go along with it. Nothing says Merry Christmas like getting black out drunk and doing taxes?