Possibilities -Drugs. Lots of drugs. Toxin-induced hallucinations. -Psychotic break. -Closing the bridge caused a cataclysmic reaction with completely insane results. -Craziest dream ever. (I'm not this creative. Plus, I was just in the lab.) -I really am fictional and this is just another episode of the show. (Where is everyone else? PLEASE GOD TELL ME I DIDN'T GET A SPIN-OFF AND THIS IS GOING TO BE MY LIFE NOW.) -Something completely beyond my understanding that Walter would be excited about.
I wouldn't normally type all of this out on a network, but talking to myself seems like a really bad precedent to set right now.
So. Uh Hello?.
Oh God, this is bad Feel free to ignore all of this. I've had about seven cups of coffee since I don't have to rob a bank to afford one here and I wasn't sure what else to do with myself.