Audrey/Michael.
I've already found five of the "best cup of coffee in the world" here. And none of them were Bustelo, so my friends would've argued with that title.
She was punished by... being turned into you? I'm sorry, this is all really new to me. But I still don't think you should be held responsible for what she did in your body. Unless you helped her, or let her do it or something?