Tony Stark (616), cool exec with a heart of steel (tonystark) wrote in thedoorway,
Tony & Sharon I know, but even if we assume that you could successfully (and temporarily) detach his torso and he would survived the process, I still would only be interested in him sexually when he had one, and would not be interested in the torso on its own. A strong sexual preference for people with torsos does not indicate an exclusive sexual interest in torsos. It just indicates a holistic interest in people with torsos. Or at least, in this individual person with his torso. Much like I prefer people with torsos, I prefer Buckys with bionic arms. It's a totally normal thing to prefer. Like God would have intended it. If God existed.
Okay, that's just ridiculous. I do not get cozy with my suits.
... Not since that one fell in love with me, anyway. That was not an okay thing that happened.