Dorian
I did find the person who can. But he's heterosexual when I'm not sucking his dick. And he's got a girlfriend.
But he did spend the night in a giant stone bathtub with me while I got wasted and sang the song from the end of Grease into his t-shirt. So as far as straight boys go, I could have done worse.
I guess you would know. Drugs were even easier to access back in your day.