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Tweak says, "I am a banana!"

sir miles (notaparker) wrote in thedoorway,
@ 2014-08-11 12:55:00

Entry tags:

!network post, ben reilly / spider-man (616), jessica drew / spider-woman (1610), mary jane "mj" watson (616), miles morales / spider-man (1610), peter parker / spider-man (616)

~~Ok, so, hi...uh~~ I'm Miles. This New York is nice ~~it's whole~~. Wish I could say this is my first Twilight Zone-esque encounter, but, I'd be lying. Still, this is pretty cool. Different, but cool. So, about me, I like reading, watching movies, ~~fighting crime~~ videogames, chinese food, and, I don't know. Usual stuff. Guess that's it. Thanks for kidnapping me from my world? ~~It was getting kind of crumbly anyways~~

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	oldparkerluck 2014-08-11 06:15 pm UTC (link)
	Pfft, you gotta be old hat at the dimension-hopping by now. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	notaparker 2014-08-11 06:36 pm UTC (link)
	If only they made "I <3 NYC#3" shirts. ....I do know you, right? You're the Peter Parker? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oldparkerluck 2014-08-11 06:40 pm UTC (link)
	If you get moving on that right now, you might have the market cornered. Pretty sure you know me. If you think you know me, you probably know me. We did that thing that one time with the stuff? And you were kinda here before, but don't worry about not remembering any of it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notaparker 2014-08-11 06:47 pm UTC (link)
	You'll see them in airports and Starbucks withing the week. Oh good, I wouldn't need to remember anything about being anywhere not from home. And good thing I know you. And looking at this network thing, JD too. This isn't Mysterio's doing, is it? Because, last I checked, he's still sitting in a cell. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oldparkerluck 2014-08-11 07:01 pm UTC (link)
	I'd say look out Donald Trump, but I actually don't know if he's in the Starbucks game. Business confuses me. Nah, no fishbowl-headed jerks behind this. Just a cosmic entity that no one can really explain, which probably isn't all that comforting. Man, May's gonna be so happy to see you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notaparker 2014-08-11 07:10 pm UTC (link)
	You and me both. Maybe we should just stick to mystery solving hero thing. As long as this cosmic entity thing isn't hungry for other cosmic things, then, I can accept this. Who's May? JD just mentioned the name too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oldparkerluck 2014-08-11 07:15 pm UTC (link)
	You mean me doing science in a lab, and you hitting the books at school? Yep, you got it. She's next generation Parker. You two were pretty good friends last time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notaparker 2014-08-11 07:18 pm UTC (link)
	You mean this isn't a vacation? Anyone related to you seems to be pretty awesome, so I look forward to meeting her! How long have you been in this world? Did you even get to go back home after the Mysterio thing? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oldparkerluck 2014-08-11 07:27 pm UTC (link)
	What's vacation again? I've heard of that before, but I forget how it goes. She's the best, not that I'm biased or anything. Geez, it's been... since November of 2012. 2 years is coming up fast -- but, yeah, I got home no problem. Where are you trekking in from? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notaparker 2014-08-11 07:41 pm UTC (link)
	It's this break you sometimes get when things turn crazy so you can recoup. You? Biased? No.... Wow, two years?! That's a really long time to not be home. The last thing I remember was you coldcocking me, waking up, and then ending up here. And by you, I mean, not you, but, younger dead you, but, also not dead you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oldparkerluck 2014-08-11 07:50 pm UTC (link)
	So like visiting the hot dog cart on 43rd by the church. Gotcha. Say what? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

notaparker
2014-08-11 08:05 pm UTC (link)

Pretty much.

See, I was just taking a break at my old place, it's, like your hot dog cart. But you were there, well, my world's you. Which, he's dead. So dead you is standing in my house wanting his/Peter's webshooters back, and, I don't know, I just had a bad feeling and said no, but then he pretty much punched me and took them anyways. And then it hit me. Clones. There's a clone problem back home, Peter.

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	oldparkerluck 2014-08-11 08:08 pm UTC (link)
	Well, I wouldn't call 'em problems. Once you warm up to them, they're pretty okayish. See Ben? Ben's real okayish. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theotherparker 2014-08-11 09:18 pm UTC (link)
	Best man and I only get real okayish. I see how it is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oldparkerluck 2014-08-11 09:59 pm UTC (link)
	You're welcome! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theotherparker 2014-08-11 10:43 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, yeah. I'm so downgrading your birthday present now. Can't have it leaving that real okayish category. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sendintheclones 2014-08-11 06:24 pm UTC (link)
	Miles! I've missed you. You can totally blame me for the kidnapping if you want. Important bits of business: 1. Did you bring your suit? 2. I'm going to kick your butt at video games. I've been practicing. 3. Where are you living. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	notaparker 2014-08-11 06:39 pm UTC (link)
	JD! You're a sight for sore eyes. What... Yeah. I'll just blame you for now until you explain what's going on exactly. Makes it easier to sink in, you know, if it's your fault. 1. Yes. 2. LOL Good luck. 3. 2004, what about you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

sendintheclones
2014-08-11 06:59 pm UTC (link)

Well, I'm no Reed Richards, but I'll do my best. I'll even take you out for dinner. And see what I can do about explaining this.

1. Good. BEcause SHIELD sort of fell apart here, so you'd have to go to Tony or something.
2. I'll give it a chance.
3. Not in the Tower. Living in a house with Peter Parker, his clones, MJ, Peter & MJ's daughter May, and Aracely.

So.. food, video games, and patrolling?

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	notaparker 2014-08-11 07:06 pm UTC (link)
	I wouldn't want to go out to dinner with Reed Richards, so, you're off to a good start. 1. SHIELD fell apart? Tony... Stark? Didn't he kind of quit? 3. How many clones are there? Because I seriously just got my butt handed to me by Peter Parker. He jacked my webshooters! Well, they're his in the first place, but, man my head still hurts. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sendintheclones 2014-08-12 12:58 am UTC (link)
	That's where we differ. 1. Um, yeah. HYDRA took over SHIELD. And people gave me dirty looks for not trusting them. 3. Um, so, our Peter had quite a few, but I think I was the only one who survived. The Peter up there has two clones here - Kaine and Ben. Good guys, all of them. Head hurting happens here. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	labrat 2014-08-11 06:31 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, Miles. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	notaparker 2014-08-11 06:40 pm UTC (link)
	Hey Gwen. How many people from our dimension are here? Are you okay? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	labrat 2014-08-12 01:40 am UTC (link)
	Well, see.. the thing is that I'm not the Gwen from your universe even though we, uh, we look alike? But you were here last time and we were good friends so technically, it's not all that different. I'm the Gwen from this world. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	justhitjackpot 2014-08-11 06:36 pm UTC (link)
	Hello, Miles. It's so good to see you again. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	notaparker 2014-08-11 06:42 pm UTC (link)
	Woah, Mary Jane. Hey! You're... ~~older~~ looking lovely today. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justhitjackpot 2014-08-11 06:43 pm UTC (link)
	It's okay, you can say it. Older, I know. We've had a similar conversation the first time you were here. I'm just glad you're here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notaparker 2014-08-11 06:49 pm UTC (link)
	I wouldn't say older, different, sure, but not older.. I'm kind of glad to be here too. Are you from here? Or Peter's world? Or NYC #29? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	theotherparker 2014-08-11 06:55 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, welcome back, Miles. Not that you remember, but don't worry, that happens with everyone. So, hi, I'm Ben, nice to meet you. Aaaaaaaaand awkward questions can start... ... now. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	notaparker 2014-08-11 06:58 pm UTC (link)
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	sendintheclones 2014-08-11 07:00 pm UTC (link)
	That's one of the other Peter Parker's clones. There's two of them here. You can pick up your jaw now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notaparker 2014-08-11 07:02 pm UTC (link)
	Ok. Okay. See, that makes sense way more than "twins." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sendintheclones 2014-08-11 07:04 pm UTC (link)
	Nope. No twins. Not this time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notaparker 2014-08-11 07:07 pm UTC (link)
	There were twins once? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sendintheclones 2014-08-12 12:58 am UTC (link)
	Not that I know of, but there are like a million alternate universes. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	notaparker 2014-08-11 07:01 pm UTC (link)
	....Okay. Hi Ben. I'm not even going to ask what you think I should ask. Instead, how about we start with your favorite color? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theotherparker 2014-08-11 07:10 pm UTC (link)
	Well, JD covered the big one it seems without having to go into the whole 'no seriously we're cousins' thing, sooooo... I've always been partial to red. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notaparker 2014-08-11 07:39 pm UTC (link)
	People really believe you're cousins? Red's a solid color, I like it too. Are you from Peter's world, then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theotherparker 2014-08-11 09:20 pm UTC (link)
	It was easier than brothers. Pretty sure people just rolled with it because overthinking it would have gotten brain melty. Blue's pretty nifty too. Especially when you get a good combo going with it. Yeah, I'm from Pete's world. The Pete up there's world that is. We got a Peter problem going on in this world. (Reply to this) (Parent)