An electrical malfunction late last night within Stark Industries lead to a fire which has landed one SI employee in the ICU. Speculation has been placed on practices within the corporation, but this paper believes that none other than Spider-Man himself is to blame.
The self-applauding hero was on scene, according to witness reports, in record time. Although possessed of a cringe-worthy fashion sense and “super powers,” no such proof of telepathy or precognition has ever surfaced to explain how he knew to report to the scene of the crime so quickly. Yes, scene of the crime. Specifically, his crime. Only an inside job could lead to the events unfolding as they have. Let the Daily Bugle be the first to report that this terrible accident is more than likely a ploy by a costumed clown to stage a rescue and bolster his public image. Don’t be fooled, dear readers. How he pried his way into SI is a matter which also follows from his crooked and scheming ways...