Bodyguard, oh right that Yeah, you know what? Not so into the poetry thing, you're right. But I made his suit, so it's good I can handle it's upkeep okay on my own. You know. He's really sensitive about who knows who he is.
I could sorta nudge 'em if you want. You've got enough to deal with, don't need them giving you a hard time looking for Spider-Man's autograph.