I'd get you a t-shirt to commemorate the designation, but I think the act of wearing it would render it inherently ironic. Yeah, running into the mayor isn't really on my list. Now if you'd told me that Ryan Gosling survived the subway, that argument would be way more compelling.
You and my Peter both. I need to get that kid some running shorts, or something. On Saturday, he showed up at my place in jeans and a t-shirt, drenched in sweat, and said he'd just been out for a run. I don't know what to do with that kid.
Roses are red Violets are blue You smell kind of funky Please wash your damn suit