I think if you stretch that one a liiiiittle further, you might have something. Nah, I'm no Super Soldier. Trust me. I've met Captain America and he's two mes. At least two mes. Possibly even 2.15 mes.
And that just sounds like you want to show up Tony Stark's goatee.
Or a sporty blazer with some nice breast pockets. I wouldn't worry about him, though. He's not a bad guy even if you're not a fan of arachnids.