Wow. See, now you sound old. Bow ties? mAN. Did you go to college back in 1942? Are you the version of Peter who got the Super Soldier serum?
I think I have about six to ten mustache-quality hairs, if I'm being generous with myself. Which I'm honestly fine with, because there's no part of me that wants to look like present-day Edward Furlong.
You know, that's what I thought, but I tried to give him some cash and he wouldn't take it. Were you and Spider-Man ever, like, together? Because he seems weirdly attached to Peter, and I don't really know what to--