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Loki. (lokiofasgard) wrote in thedoorway, @ 2014-04-17 19:26:00

Hello.

I don't believe we've ever spoken before. And aren't speaking now.

But would you like to go to a high school dance?

Hello.

I somewhat enjoyed that mysterious hotdog we had together that time.

Do you want to go to a high school dance?

Do you want to go to a prom with me?

Remember how you said to let you know if I needed anything?

How would you like to go to a high school dance with a prince of Asgard?

Don't get your hopes up, it isn't Thor.

Are you going to the prom with anyone?

If so, you should not do that and go with me instead.

On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you on the 25th?

Is dancing a thing you do?

Are you married, too?

Is it inappropriate for a teacher to go to the high school dance if it’s not with a student? Or would that have made it more inappropriate?

Cliff Richard and the Shadows have a question for you.

You know what my favorite thing is? Fathers who don't have enough time for their sons.

Want to go to a high school dance with me?

Which one(s) of you want(s) to take me to prom?

(I know you lads do everything together, so I’ll allow multiples, but I’m only buying — at most — one boutonniere.)

Sooooooo

Do you want to go to prom with me?

Don't even try to play the married card, I already know you're not.

Is it true what they say about the size of a man's quiver?

So you want to commit a revenge-murder.

But can it wait until after the 25th?

You’re a teenager, right? You do teenager things, don't you?

You know, I’ve heard you’re an excellent dancer.

No one will go to this stupid dance with me.

Well, actually, Fury looks like a "maybe."

But that's not a "yes."