You dip into arguments of the type. When you're not too busy killing people, or having fun. Right. You'll excuse me if I think you're opinion is about as valid as Steven Moffat's on bisexuals.
Does it bother me that my life is being condensed for other people's entertainment? Um, actually not really. But then I've had over a hundred years and seventy some odd different interpretations of my life, and I've spent enough time here to become rather familiar with quite a few.
And I'm proud, I think, of how it's being condensed and what's being highlighted. Truth, really, is that the story is a lot less about me than it is about Watson which, really -- After a hundred years? I think it's about time.