John | Jack
There's about half a dozen or so of them living here in the tower, including one that's a dead ringer for you. And occasionally some who go rogueor come through the tesseract and escape. And no, you don't get to hunt them down and capture them. We do.
He got the job because he was persistent, made great coffee, was a mystery I couldn't solve without hiring him and he looked damn good in a suit.