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Tweak says, "I'm too obsessed with BG3"

Darcy Lewis makes internet trolling fun (notdying4creds) wrote in thedoorway,
@ 2014-01-14 15:05:00

Entry tags:

!network post, darcy lewis, jasper sitwell (mcu), victoria hand (mcu)

[SHIELD higher ups]

MAYDAYMAYDAY

I kinda lost my boss. Well. She wandered off and now I can't find her anywhere and I've been looking for like over four hours or something and I don't know what else to do and please don't let Thor kill me.

help?

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	agentsitwell 2014-01-14 08:18 pm UTC (link)
	You lost Jane Foster. Four hours ago? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	notdying4creds 2014-01-14 08:45 pm UTC (link)
	Well I mean Not lost But there was this thing happening these kids were showing us and it was really cool and she said not to touch anything and she ran off to look at something and by the time I realized she hadn't come back...we couldn't find her. And my car keys are gone. Ian's keys. The keys. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	agentsitwell 2014-01-14 09:14 pm UTC (link)
	Okay. Report that in again. without using the word "thing". What were you looking at? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

notdying4creds
2014-01-14 09:18 pm UTC (link)

So we picked up strange readings and went to this abandoned building and there were these kids there and they showed us....I guess they were portals? Like....mini ones. That didn't need the Tesseract or anything else to power them. ~~IDK~~ I don't know how they work - she disappeared before she could say - but they were in this stairwell and you could drop something like a bottle into it and before it hit the ground, it just...vanished. Then it reappeared above us and kept falling. Sometimes stuff didn't come back, though. Like Ian's keys.

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	agentsitwell 2014-01-14 10:10 pm UTC (link)
	At the address you gave Agent Hand? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notdying4creds 2014-01-14 10:11 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah. Yes. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Same Filter. handofshield 2014-01-14 08:56 pm UTC (link)
	Confirm location. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: Same Filter. notdying4creds 2014-01-14 08:59 pm UTC (link)
	[Address] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same Filter. handofshield 2014-01-14 09:03 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you, Ms. Darcy. I'll dispatch our agents, but in the meantime, the local police can help with locating her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Same Filter. notdying4creds 2014-01-14 09:06 pm UTC (link)
	Kay. So I'll just wait here then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same Filter. handofshield 2014-01-14 09:13 pm UTC (link)
	It shouldn't be too long. Keep us posted. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same Filter. notdying4creds 2014-01-14 09:15 pm UTC (link)
	Yup. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Same Filter. notdying4creds 2014-01-14 09:26 pm UTC (link)
	Sent about thirty minutes later So she was back. And the cops tried to grab her and she did this weird explodey thing but didn't ACTUALLY explode and then Thor showed up and well... They're gone again. And I might be about to get arrested like my intern. ~~I do not get paid enough for this~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same Filter. handofshield 2014-01-14 09:28 pm UTC (link)
	Weird explodey thing. Can you describe it in more detail? Don't panic. We'll handle it, if you get arrested, okay? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same Filter. notdying4creds 2014-01-14 09:32 pm UTC (link)
	It's like just...force? Exploded out from her. And I KNOW she doesn't have super powers so it's kind of freaking me out. Everyone pretty much fell over and she's going to be getting a HUGE bill for all the window glass and car windows that got busted when it happened. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same Filter. handofshield 2014-01-14 09:34 pm UTC (link)
	Let us know if anything changes. We'll start an immediate manhunt for her. We'll take care of the bill. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same Filter. notdying4creds 2014-01-14 09:36 pm UTC (link)
	Check with Asgard? Thor's got her, so I guess she's safe but he wasn't big with the explainy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same Filter. handofshield 2014-01-14 09:38 pm UTC (link)
	All communication with Asgard has been cut, and not by our doing. We're still trying. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same Filter. notdying4creds 2014-01-14 09:43 pm UTC (link)
	I was really hoping that had been fixed by now. (Reply to this) (Parent)