Ensign Chekov, Pavel Andreievich (17sir) wrote in thedoorway,
Jayne wants to have sex with a woman, I don't know where. Location's not the point. 'Peter the Great on a platter' is an expression of exasperation I learned from my mother. They have strange slang here, but it's not meant the way you're taking it. I don't get what it means all the time, but I gather the general meaning a lot better than you have, repeatedly.