Invented... what? Still can't decide whether to laugh (yet, I will at least seven times within the hour) or... well, haven't thought of an alternative. Bowtie, have you seen this? Blogging, hah! I should keep a blog. Wonder if I'd have the patience? Oh. Right, the blog. News! Seems time travel's been discovered. Way ahead of schedule on this planet, too!
Sort of. Mostly. Yes. That. All right, now I'll have my first chuckle, then occupy my afternoon with pointless (but humorous) fact checking.