It hog-ties creeps. And it's also handy for a hundred different applications, although I've never tried to duct tape anyone to a wall yet, but I did superglue my little brother to a beam once. Luca was bald for months.
Too bad you're not a silver fox. Grey hair makes me feel all tingly inside.
I'm going to train you to give me my Caf Pow or this world's counterpart to it, whenever I need it.