I wouldn't exactly classify her as friend just yet If she does drinks are on me.
I couldn't imagine dealing with weird for so long, but then again, if I did I would probably have a similar outlook to yours. At least here they attempt to explain everything. And they're here on Earth, actually. Agartha, Shambhala, La Canela -- all lost or by other means forgotten cities that no one takes the time to find or they simply can't/don't want the trouble.