so i was walking around the city today, legit looking for work, picking up a few things for the rungalow, you know, being busy, minding my own business, and this commuter guy on a bike out of nowhere blindsides me. he goes flying, my shit goes flying. next thing you know we're exchanging digits and shouting names that k and jules would hate. this motherfucking SOB gets me down on the ground, goes to his shit, turns around, and TASES ME. !@$$% #%!&@$ *!%& $#@! $^&%!$$^&@ @!$^ have you ever been tasered?! who brings a taser to a fight that HE started?! man, you don't get that shit in LA. if you're gonna fight, you're gonna fight mano a mano.
like a coward, he gets back on his bike and takes off. and it's taking every bit of willpower to move not go darkhawk on his candy ass and all i can think at the end of this whole stupid day was that my carton of eggs were all broken and i'll shove that bike up his ass if i ever see him again.