My toast burnt. The new iOS is absolutely hideous. My cab driver was shedding filthy tissues almost as profusely as he was shedding virus. The man I went to meet with to discuss a break-in neglected to mention that his papillon was vicious until it attached itself to my ankle and refused to let go. I had to wait two hours for a tetanus booster - so if riding halfway across the island with a flu-beset cabbie wasn't enough to get me ill, that probably finished me off.
Not even three o'clock in the afternoon, and already a perfectly disgusting day.