[Filter to Ramona, Bast, Santana, Kurt, Michael, The Red Haired Cat Girl (Willow)]
I'm at the hospital with Barnabus C. Klangsington. I finally got him to come out for some Tuna and it's no wonder he's so cranky because he had a huge infection or something and they just finished operating on him. They also apparently did something with his boy parts and I think he'll be really mad at me about it but they said it's for his own good because then he won't get into fights anymore and I'm probably going to have to buy him a switchblade to make up for it.
He doesn't even have Will.I.Am.Care.
And I know we just met but I really care about him and I want him to be okay. They're letting me make payments but I think I'm going to have to sell my ovaries.