In the spirit of taking rash, irreversible action in the face of dire circumstances, I invite you all to come tomorrow night for a casual celebration of the beginning of the end, of one of history's greatest lessons in looking before you leap, of the day we in la belle France decided we would throw up our hands, procure a very large armory, and decide later what exactly we were going to do with it - of, in short, the best sort of holiday on which to get utterly tight on a Sunday and have to wake up the next morning for work.
It will be a very happy Bastille Day. (And I will be a very happy host if a few of you would chip in a few dollars for Money in the Bank, which I consider a most meet and fitting backdrop for a holiday commemorating an assault on an empty building.)
Sunday, July 14, at Eight o'Clock in the Evening Room 5209 Come One, Come All Contributions are welcome in the form of snacks, beverages, and pay-per-view donations.