Ugh. This city smells. Like, really smells. I didn't realize it until the heat set in, but I swear there is just body odor rising up from those subway grates. Please... please bathe. I've been having to fly everywhere because I can't stand the stench of you all, and do you know how hard it is to find places from above? Plus, people get all freaked out even though I'm like HELLO, there are superheroes everywhere? Why is a flying girl still a novelty? I swear, the next person who I see pointing when I'm flying is getting their finger lasered off.
[Warded to Powerpuff Girls, Steve Rogers (MCU)]
WAIT WHAT? Jay-Z performed for six hours yesterday at a museum for free and we missed it? People got to touch him. TOUCH HIM.
I'm very disappointed in all of us for not knowing about this and going.