Given the reality of the threat we're all facing down as residents of Potts Tower, I don't think it's alarmist to make a quick request in lieu of an actual will. If I die and the following individuals survive me, I hereby give...
My hamster to Killian. My liquor to Jefferson and Amber, divided as you see fit.
Everything else is free for the taking, barring any items Killian insists he paid for himself. If I'm dead, please defer to him. If he says he paid for everything, then you're out of luck. Thank you and good night.