To be fair, it's hard to read sarcasm too. You could probably get this world's Tony Stark to tweak it so you could get his JARVIS to read it for you. He can do sarcasm. He does it when I come home too late sometimes and forgot my keys. In my defense, I don't like to hide them in my pockets when I shrink. I once ruined my black AmEx card by doing that. Had to go two whole weeks without my damn credit card.