I got up at about six (you know, having a baby in the house means a reintroduction to morning cartoons.) and went down to get breakfast for my wife and I at the diner around the corner. Anyway, I walk in and they're all stressed because apparently the cook was out and they couldn't get hold of the replacement.
So I offered to sub in. Turns out I make a mean Eggs Benedict. Anyway, the (understudy? Is that what they're called? Cook understudies?) got in about fifteen minutes ago so they let me make my own breakfast for free and go about my business.
Guess that's what kind of day today is.
[Amy]
Sorry, I know I said I'd be back in fifteen minutes.