We had one of those, too. It was all fake, though - we were in Witness Protection most of my childhood and it was a plant for authenticity. Wonder where it went.
[ Septimus ]
Diametric opposite? Alright, so honest and forthright and upstanding and, if I'm taking you absolutely literally, physically capable of defending it. I'm going to guess he or she is under some sort of obligation to help Gray. Not blackmail, I don't think.
Don't forget Miss Sandiego. We should form a club.