The amount of honesty that came with that statement was probably going to be something akin to the word shocking. He looked as though he couldn't possibly be trying to make another one of his horrible jokes or anything. He really looked as though he had no clue about what sizes where all up on his body.
But that was just the beginning of his looks. He made quite another one the moment he realized that they were in the thrift store. "Oy! What store is this, yeah? These are not the expensive and overpriced linens that this sexy body deserves." He immediately started with the turning of his nose up at the horrible attire that had taken over the racks they were sifting through. Ew.