Seems almost weird saying happy Memorial Day given the memorial part. Then again, parades and food. Can't really argue too much with that.
[Filtered to Steve Rogers (MCU)]
So. Hi. I'm Hazmat. I'm on your floor or whatever.
So housing assistants are supposed to help us find jobs, right? Cause I need one. But I'm also stuck in a biohazard containment suit. They probably briefed you on me since I'm a safety hazard to the rest of the tower if I'm ever outside it when I'm not in my room. So it's not like I can walk into the nearest McDonalds to work my soul away.
The only thing I really know how to do is beat up bad guys though. I'm not good at anything else, and I was barely good enough at that. To be a junior level three avenger.