Honestly he wasn't sure if he was supposed to be offended or not. Humans got all up in arms about the dumbest things, and if smell was one of them... that seemed the dumbest of all. Maybe. He supposed he could understand it if the smell was somehow working against his marking a territory, but hadn't it been helping? Tramp scrunched his nose and looked down at himself.
Yes he had dirt and grass stains on his skin, he had them on his jeans too, but what did it matter? As a dog he didn't always need to bathe every day. And teeth! What dog brushed their teeth?! Though when he licked his tongue over his teeth.. they did feel gritty.
".. I'mma dog, fella. We dogs ain't used ta such commotion," but now he was feeling slightly concerned.