John was relieved when Aeryn didn't shoot him, but he wasn't stupid. When she told him to go look in the mirror, he did just as she instructed. She'd already broken his nose. Besides, he knew Aeryn. He knew she would shoot him if she felt threatened.
Very slowly, he made his way across the room. Very slowly he looked in the mirror. Once he did, he jumped back and let out a surprised yelp.
"WHAT IN THE FRELL?" he exclaimed, momentarily forgetting that his crazy girlfriend was pointing a GUN at him. "WHAT THE FRELL IS GOING ON?"