I like computers. My year of origin is 2006. The current year is 2013. I'm not typing this on Internet Explorer, so obviously things have changed.
I'd like to hire someone to catch me up. When I say "computers," I'm not talking about checking e-mail and surfing the web. If you don't know how to write a program, it's probably not going to work out between us. If you're one of those people that wants to bond with your clients on a spiritual level, it's definitely not going to work out between us. If you know your shit and do your job and don't act like an asshole or talk to me about my inner chi, we won't have a problem.