Okay, stop. Bustles? Unless you're either Victorian or Gothic, no. It's not done. It'd be like a superhero with a cape trying to go through a revolving door. We've all watched superhero movies (even if I was forced to and my bribe was a facial mask), we know it ends badly. So no capes and no bustles. Bustles? Really? When do you still see a bustle except for on a pretentious wedding dress or leather steam punk outfits?
Bustles. Really? Whyyyyy
I need someone who's not afraid of getting sick to hug me. Please. I need hugs.
I dream about bustles now. And they all want to eat my face.
Why do bustles want to eat my face. A better questions is why am I dreaming about bustles.