I suppose I shouldn't be surprised at what one can find on the internet, yet this still threw me for one - even if it made me snicker.
For the record, I am well aware that my fiance is a shameless flirt with 51st century pheronomones, but no one will be going "Into Harkness" without my explicit permission. Just so we're clear. Even if I have to tattoo "Property of Ianto Jones" on his arse.